Nobody's cry baby..

I saw it and just couldn't resist.

Nobody warns you how shitty pregnancy is. Sure you expect the nausea and the morning sickness. But I guarantee that nothing prepares you for the rest of the agony that comes with it.
Tits so sore that I haven't taken my bra off in weeks. I've been tempted to shower in the damned thing on several occasions. Nipples raw and peeling. Just call me lizard nips.
Pee that smells alarmingly strange. I simply can't flush the toilet fast enough to keep the stank away. Oh and I wake up two times a night to pee. I've read that during your second trimester that it goes away but so far I wake up every single night and trek downstairs to the washroom at least twice a night. All I want to do is enjoy these last 6 months of quiet non-baby nights but nooooo-ooooo, I've got to pee. Adding to my night time misery is not being able to get comfortable now that I can no longer sleep on my tummy. Toss in a little insomnia and I'm miserable from dusk till dawn.
One of the girls at work had the nerve to say to me "Oh I loved being pregnant". I just wanted to punch her in the f*cking face. Smug b!tch. I would rather eat glass once a day for 9 months than be pregnant. It's horrible. Thank god it ends with child birth?
Did I mention that I am incredibly irritable? Because I am. I nearly threatened to punch an old man in the face when he was rude to me in line at Zellers. I haven't been this gnarly and aggressive since I was a misguided teenager. Which brings me to my bacne. Acne on my back. Marvelous. The other day Barry played connect the dots between my spots.

boo-f*cking-hoo.